Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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