I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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