If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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