my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Just high enough for therapy.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Randomize
