Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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