Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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