You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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