woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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