So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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