How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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