i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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