i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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