I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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