to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
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