think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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