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I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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