So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I don't deserve a penis
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
He shit in the fireplace
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