Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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