We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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