You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
where does the pee come out of this thing
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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