why didn't you poke me back
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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