I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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