just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
So squirting runs in the family.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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