Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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