I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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