I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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