Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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