Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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