He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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