The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
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