I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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