so explain again why im purple
no
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Randomize
