is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
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