I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
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