try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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