I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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