Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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