thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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