Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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