whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
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