ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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