Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
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