i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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