Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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