I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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