no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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