She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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