She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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