I love black thongs
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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