You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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