There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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