I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Randomize
