so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Randomize
