your thong is hanging out like whoa
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
My legs feel like baby dolphins
you're hired as official boob wrangler
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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